The entire nation is celebrating the fact our Prince was naked in Vegas, Prince Harry is trending on Twitter and it's a love-in of respect for him showing off the royal jewels, so where is the problem?
Ok so St James's Palace confirmed it contacted the Press Complaints Commission over the possible use of naked photos of Prince Harry as they would constitute an invasion of privacy. ButT I bet if you asked Harry himself he would love it "lets rock out with our cock out Britain".
The only thing about all this that makes me wince slightly is that it was strip billiards. I know he is posh but billiards? Seriously? Although I guess a game that dull and pointless does needs nakedness to make it interesting.
Although his Nan might need some convincing I bet Prince Philip the Duke of Dudeness was as proud as Ricky Gervais was to finally see his penis again.
Now all I can do is hope and pray that Prince William has a baby so that Harry can complete his transformation in to the Alan we all know and love. The popularity of Royal Family will never be in doubt again if Prince William takes the throne while Harry Alan Windsor entertains the world with naked ginger arse.
Finally as I am currently focusing my attention on adverts I challenge Bargain Booze to get all over this and spoof their next advert to incorporate a naked ginger bloke playing billiards, ah come on you know you want to!
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