Thursday, 16 August 2012

Crocodile Dundee wannabe? Elmer Fudd maybe.


I watched a program last night I had recorded called ‘When animals attack’ I think it was number 8 if you want to check it out, but they had this old fella on there who was talking about Nile Crocodiles alongside a teacher in Africa who had survived an attack by one as he was swimming.

This old boy was a retired game hunter who had killed over 800 crocs in his time and was as proud as punch of this fact and I quote “I respect Crocs but I love to kill em”. This old fart and his hard on for shooting animals rubbed me right up the wrong way, as it always does, why do some hunters think that the person behind the firearm is apparently greater in the hunt than then animals they are killing.  

I’m not going to slam hunting entirely because I’d be a hypocrite, especially as I went fishing this week for the first time in almost 20 years, albeit just to catch some common Bleak with my two young sons as they were keen to try fishing. Plus I eat meat, I love meat, and animals die to give me this meat. I even understand that at times some animals need to be culled for various reasons. But what gets right under my skin is the excitement and sense of ultimate manhood some hunters get about their kill and this is especially true of big game hunters.

If you really must kill something for nothing other than to get your rocks off or for an ugly trophy on your wall then at least see if for what it is, an (apparent) advanced form of intelligent life using a weapon that can fire at distance to kill defenceless animals. Don’t sit there stroking your ego making your supposed achievement sound like the battle of all battles, man against beast in an epic primal encounter where only the strongest will survive..... No your hid behind a bush with a firearm, woooooo what a tough guy.

If you want that accolade get yourself in training, pump those weights, take no end of mixed martial arts classes and then get in the swap and kill that croc with your bare hands. Go running face on to the prides biggest male Lion and stick one on his chin, dive into the deep blue sea with a paper cut and get a great white shark in a headlock so you can pull its teeth out for your ever so manly necklace. Do this, and even though you’re still killing animals for “fun” at least you have some right to sit their smugly safe in the knowledge you pitted your wits and strength against big game on a level (ish) playing field.

What a complete bunch of cowardly HCuntsman they are.


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