First instalment of putting adverts on notice
WTF............. who created these monstrosities? How many years at University did this human decide I know what would drum up sales and change our image as an slum land employer who has to operate out of warehouses because if you actually catch sight of our staff the end result is similar to those victims from ‘The Ring’.
If you need a quick reminder of these adverts then see
this Argos Alien Advert on YouTube. Surely the only reason for creating a
gimmick character is so that people take to them so much they actually want
them as well as what they are trying to sell, for example the PG Tips Beanie monkey,
or the massive success of SIMPLES.
Who would take to these gangly big headed bowel movements?
They aren’t sweet, they aren’t funny, they aren’t cuddly, they aren’t anything
other than repulsive...... they need men in black suits to bust through the
front door with baseball bats and smash their alien skulls into pulp, and what
better way to advertise a sale on bats? You could even make it jovial with one
of the men turning to the camera and saying “don’t worry kids all alien brain
matter is wiped off before you buy”.
Sort it out Argos, you have been told.
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