Constructive Feedback is not positive; it’s a negative genius at work

Annoyingly positive people should be shot because they contribute nothing to society other then winding me up.

Let’s face it, what does being positive all the time ever accomplish? Change only happens when you dislike something so much you start to think of how it can be improved. How many times do you sit at work regardless of your chosen career and think “what a bureaucratic, time wasting, pointless process this is”??  It is that collective negativity that will eventually get it changed. Positive people do not do this; they sit there and think of excuses for why the process is ‘good’.......wankers!

Negative people not only make the world better, they make people better. When you’re doing something that bugs the crap out of everyone, your positive friends won’t stop you, nooooooo those bastards will just let you continue being a prick making everyone else hate you more. Your negative nature friends will call you on it, they have no choice, it’s either tell you to stop doing whatever your doing that is infuriating them, or knock your teeth out

It is important to be positive at times I agree, however it is not healthy or helpful to look for the best in everything all the time.  Embrace that inner voice that is saying ‘what a load of old shit’, let him speak out, never suppress the negative genius that can make a difference.

Negative people also tend to come up with quicker and more effective solutions. There nerves are so small generally, they can’t be bothered doing something half arsed, this will not improve it, it just adds to their frustrations because you haven’t resolved the issue, just delayed it, and what could be more annoying than that?

Let’s take President Mugabe, even the most positive of people in this world would struggle to find ‘positive reasons’ for his continued leadership in Zimbabwe. However these annoying diplomatic positive turds will think of so called “solutions” that meet President Mugabe half way, but why? The man is a monster. The wonderful negative freedom fighter has a much better way of dealing with such tyrants, eliminate them.

Let’s not live in a more positive world, let’s live in a controlled negative one. Give negative people a voice without fear of being labelled a trouble maker, or the recipient of a freshly folded P45, and you will see improvements!

Positive people won’t let change happen, they use our insecurities against us, they make us take the easy option of surrounding ourselves with people that make us feel good, rather than those who tell it as it is. Positive people are sneaky soulless bastards keeping us from achieving more in life.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist, well he does, and it’s inside all those positive fuckers!

Save your soul, embrace negativity.