Monday, 13 August 2012

A gift from the stars


If you ever needed evidence that a Doctor Who type of person existed then Baby Wipes is it. How can something that is made to go on the most delicate of skins be so effective at wiping ANYTHING off?

I have seen baby wipes get marks of walls that have been there for years, it cleans any paint off your skin quicker and less smelly than using white spirit, they are the most effective tool in cleanliness that has ever been invited and they can be used on BABIES!

Alien technology is the only answer to how they manage it, no acid, no bleach, no lethal concoction of chemicals, nothing, just a fragrant smell of a semi damp rag and hey presto your kids arses are shining and that stain on your coffee table is no more.

You can keep your sonic screwdriver cheers Doc, the baby wipes are the way forward.


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